Euphemisms is a VG Cat comic that parodies God of War. In the comic, Kratos has just defeated Medusa, and the Oracle of Athens shows up. The oracle then tries to tell Kratos about how to defeat Ares, but the whole time, Kratos is distracted by her bare breasts and barely listens to what she says. She then tells him that he needs to seek out the Sirens and tells him that they too are naked. Upon hearing this, Kratos willingly continues his quest. Before he leaves though, he quickly touches and squeezes the Oracle's breasts. The last panel of the comic then shows the traditional "YOU ARE DEAD" screen from the games, indicating that the Oracle killed Kratos.



  • Halfway through the comic, Kratos' tattoo changes sides.

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