"Who's the man who takes down any God he feels like?.....Kratos Jones." - Narrator
Kratos Jones is an X-Play parody of God of War. It is a mock trailer for the E3 Grindhouse movie also featuring Solid Snake on a Plane. Kratos Jones is a private investigator. He is the scourge of corrupt cops and drug dealers, due to the fact that he uses his own brand of street justice to clean up Athens, Georgia. His archenemy is the Irishman, who appears to be a corrupt commissioner, though he is shown being killed in the trailer.